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Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY
I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER
I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT
I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT
I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT

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Set of 5 black Ink Ballpoint Pens

I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY
I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER
I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT
I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT
I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT